Introducing Schwartz & Flick
Schwartz & Flick
Randy & the oatmeal
yuk!
"What do you want for Christmas, Ralphie?"
"Show me how the piggies eat!"
"Oh no! It's Bad Bart!"
Ralphie to the rescue!
"Ok Bart...."
Ralphie saves the day
A tick ready to pop.
Helen & Esther Jane
"I triple-dog dare ya!"
Helen & Miss Shield
Poor Flick
The family car
flat tire
Oh Fuuuuuudge!
"Over the years, I've become a connosieur of soap..."
Lifebuoy...yum!
"What brought you to this lowly state?"
"It 'twas....Thoap poithening!"
Aren't they cute?
Ralph and Ralphie
"Fra-gee-lay! That must be Italian!"
The glow of electric sex....
"Just a little to the right...."
"Margins! Margins!"
Isn't that beautiful?
the leg breaks
"You've always hated this lamp!"
Winter essays
"Say Uncle!"
()*&*^%& f))und* dnd *%u&$v!!!!!
gimme that
Ralphie and Esther Jane
A pink nightmare
You'll only wear it when Aunt Clara comes to visit
"Did you get everything you wanted for Christmas?"
"I guess so"
"An official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time"
Don't spill
"I shot my eye out!"
"An icicle fell off the garage...."
"No turkey sandwiches, turkey hash...."
The Cast of "A Christmas Story"
Cast and Crew
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Introducing Schwartz & Flick